Why did it take seven days for troops with helicopters, equipment, supplies, food, and water to be dispatched to southeast storm zones?

Representative Laurel Lee of Florida

Representative Daniel Webster of Florida

Representative John Joyce of Pennsylvania

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

Representative Warren Davidson of Ohio

Representative Rudy Yakym of Indiana

Representative David Schweikert of Arizona

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia

Representative Chip Roy of Texas

Representative Bob Good of Virginia

What are you wearing under your clothes today?

Senator Markwayne Mullin of Oklahoma

Representative Andy Biggs of Arizona

Representative Michelle Fischbach of Minnesota

Do any other guys like to eat cum of another man from their wife's pussy?

Representative Gary Palmer of Alabama

Representative Mike Bost of Illinois

Representative Nathaniel Moran of Texas

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Now, with Helene cut into a new area and at the same time severed the 2 major highway (Yellow Circle) capable of handling all the trucks and traffic:

House members

Representative William Timmons of South Carolina

Why do flat Earthers run away like whipped dogs with their tails between their legs when asked simple questions that expose their delusions as fantasy?

Representative Anna Paulina Luna of Florida

I lived in NC for over 25 years. In all my time there, I saw more than my share of storms. The vast majority of them came up from the south and either skirted along the coast or bent inland and then run into the northern states. By the time they got to central NC, the storms were mostly petered out or, the swung back out to sea. In the past, Helene would have tracked like the black arrow I have crudely drew

I know it doesn’t seem like a big distance but when you see power truck convoys a mile or so long, followed with the necessary support equipment and personnel, you realize this is something heavily planned.

Why am I sweating so much when I try to do anything?

Representative Dan Bishop of North Carolina

Senator James Risch of Idaho

Representative Mary Miller of Illinois

Why do men love boobs (irrespective of big or small)?

Representative Max Miller of Ohio

Representative Randy Weber of Texas

Representative Russ Fulcher of Idaho

Does the potential of making Star Wars R-rated movies depend on whether Star Wars have stories that is too dark for PG 13 in Disney?

Representative Victoria Spartz of Indiana

SO you are now the Disaster God. You know a storm is coming so you activate your assets and move them to their staging areas. You know the storm might change a bit but not as big a shift that has happened.

Representative Ralph Norman of South Carolina

Have you ever been spanked in front of a group of people?

Representative Greg Lopez of Colorado

Senator Eric Schmitt of Missouri

Helene did something unexpected: It ran right up the Blue Ridge Parkway (green arrow) and hammered towns that had never seen anything like this before.

What happened to The Simpsons deleted onscreen footage?

Representative Matt Gaetz of Florida

Representative Alex Mooney of West Virginia

To get from TN into NC (or vice versa) you are forced onto the yellow route

What did your sister do to you that you can never forget?

Representative Bruce Westerman of Arkansas

Senate

Senator Josh Hawley of Missouri

What can be done to combat group stalking and harassment by an organized gang or society, particularly when they use universal sound weapons?

Representative Tom McClintock of California

Representative Matt Rosendale of Montana

I am sure that someone, who has a political axe to grind, would say “Why didn’t they have extingency plans??? See! See! See! They and their leaders are incompetent and vote for the other guy!!!”.

Representative Tim Burchett of Tennessee

Representative Keith Self of Texas

Senator Ron Johnson of Wisconsin

Representative Lauren Boebert of Colorado

Representative Claudia Tenney of New York

Representative Russell Fry of South Carolina

Senator Tim Scott of South Carolina

Representative Michael Guest of Mississippi

Representative Aaron Bean of Florida

Representative Josh Brecheen of Oklahoma

Representative John Rose of Tennessee

Representative Andy Harris of Maryland

Senator Deb Fischer of Nebraska

to the new staging areas (red area).

Senator Pete Ricketts of Nebraska

Senator Ted Budd of North Carolina

Representative Ron Estes of Kansas

You now need to figure out how you are going to turn them around, ship them a couple hundred miles and hope that you can find and secure the necessary staging grounds. The contacts they used to have built up over 4, 5, 6, 10 storm seasons are no longer useful so they need to find new ones.

Representative Roger Williams of Texas

Senator Katie Britt of Alabama

Representative Morgan Griffith of Virginia

Which is almost 300 miles farther

Representative Derrick Van Orden of Wisconsin

Senator Mike Braun of Indiana

Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky

Representative John Curtis of Utah

If you look back in history, you will see that storms usually hit in the same general area and follow the same general path. So the plans to respond, assemble, stage and deploy were all built around history.

Representative Jeff Duncan of South Carolina

Representative Mike Collins of Georgia

Representative Mike Waltz of Florida

Representative Scott Perry of Pennsylvania

Representative Jim Jordan of Ohio

Because of this, state and federal authorities had to figure out how to move the assets from their “normal” staging areas (blue area)

Representative Morgan Lutrell of Texas

Part of the problem you point out to the agitator is the recent battle in Congress that threatened to derail the necessary $20 billion FEMA funding. This funding should’ve been resolved months ago in preparation of the new fiscal year. But rather than do that, these politicians (if I could make my written words to drip with more sarcasm I would do it) decided that because FEMA would be wiped out under Project 2025. While the bill eventually passed, the following people voted against the bill:

Representative Nancy Mace of South Carolina

Representative Michael Cloud of Texas

Representative Andrew Clyde of Georgia

than the blue routes.

Representative Barry Moore of Alabama

Representative Mike Ezell of Mississippi

Representative Randy Feenstra of Iowa

Representative Harriet Hageman of Wyoming

Representative Clay Higgins of Louisiana

The rest of the landscape in not exactly conducive to move a lot of heavy traffic.

Representative Cory Mills of Florida

Representative Debbie Lesko of Arizona

Representative Darin LaHood of Illinois

Representative Lance Gooden of Texas

Representative Bill Posey of Florida

If you see your representative or Senator on this list and you are subject to Helene or Milton, know that they don’t give a crap about you. They care more about their power and subservience to their Most Exalted Grand PooBah and identifying and destroying people and things that are “woke” than they are to their fellow Americans that have been laid low by a storm that had never happened before. That $20 billion could have been put to use in projecting and gaming the response and, among the weather games would be what to do if another devastating storm follows right on its tails.

Representative Rich McCormick of Georgia

Senator Tommy Tuberville of Alabama

Senator Bill Hagerty of Tennessee

Representative Brad Finstad of Minnesota

Senator Mike Lee of Utah

Representative Troy Balderson of Ohio

Representative Trent Kelly of Mississippi

Now we have a Cat 5 (Milton) locked on to Southwest Florida.

Representative Eric Burlison of Missouri

Representative Jim Banks of Indiana

They are listed above.

Representative Thomas Massie of Kentucky

Senator Mike Crapo of Idaho

Senator Marsha Blackburn of Tennessee

Representative Andy Ogles of Tennessee

While we really can’t do anything to stop or redirect storms (despite what Marjorie Taylor Greene spews), we can hold accountable the members of Congress who put their agenda ahead of the physical safety of their fellow Americans.

Representative Tracey Mann of Kansas

Representative Gus Bilirakis of Florida

Representative Kat Cammack of Florida

Representative Eli Crane of Arizona

Representative Byron Donalds of Florida

Representative Tony Gonzales of Texas

Representative Jeff Van Drew of New Jersey

Representative Beth Van Duyne of Texas

Representative James Baird of Indiana

If one them is yours, let them know of your outrage and then, on your ballot, send these unprincipled MAGAts back to their mommy’s basement.

Senator Roger Marshall of Kansas

Representative Paul Gosar of Arizona